My wife never believes me whenever I tell her about my adventures. She smiles and tells me that I should take up writing: Honey, You really spin tales well, especially the Tall ones! Here is an adventure and I hope you don’t shrug it off like she did .
It was just the other day that I was told about an arrogant demon who has to be disposed off. It was not simple since he had thought of all possibilities and obtained a boon in which he had pretty well made sure that he would last till eternity . Some of his stipulations were that he cannot be killed by an animal , a man, a god etc. Therefore I realized that I had to become a strange creature – Half Lion and Half Man. Similar to the way some people become werewolves, I became that creature – Lion Man – and killed him on his door steps. It was a hard day’s work . When I went home and told my wife about the whole thing, she just kept saying “ Ha, Ha, Good work, Good work , Honey” . When it was over, she yawned and said that it was one more nice tall tale from me. She added that it reminded her of another adventure in which I had to became a wild boar to kill some other demon. As we were getting to bed she said,” Sweetheart, Looks like you have all these fantasies about wild animals .. How about acting them out all with me? .. “
We had a wonderful night alright. But the proverb is true: No man is a hero to his wife !
(Kala Ghoda - Entry number 791)
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GRAHANI
Thank you very much for reading the story and for your remarks. Regards
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Hehe very true others always seem better.
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Palahali
Thanks for reading my story. But I missed the deadline. I'm not competing. Liked your pun above about 'tall stories'. Nice one. All the best to you.
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Melody Queen
Thanks for reading the story. Glad you enjoyed it. I did read your story in the morning and I made comments. Best of luck for the contest. The way people here are building tall stories, the twin towers in Kuala Lumpur (reportedly the tallestin the world with n number of stories ) may have to give up their fame to one of the sulekha people !! Regards
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Palahali
Tall tale indeed! The plight of a God at the hands of his woman is no different from that of an ordinary mortal haha. Simply loved your spin. All the best for the contest.
Btw, I have posted a tall tale too - Tall Justice.
Regards
Melody
PS: I've missed many of your blogs. Will catch up with them.
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wiskyd
Thanks for reading the story. Glad you liked it. As for teaching kids, I dont know, Some of my stories are not just different versions but perversions ! Anyway thanks,
as for your second comment, I know the kannada proverb. Nargis N gave the hindi equivalent in an ealier comment. Since you brought it up please see the following story sometime . Regards
The Treasure in the Backyard
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Oh...btw that proverb had me smiling :)) It liek the kannada saying "Hithala gida maddala" (The herb in the backyard isn't considered medicine")
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Hey! THat's a nice one...I love the way you convert all these mythological stories in modern day versions. Great way to teach little kids!! Good luck for the entry and thanks for directing me here.
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B S KESHAV
Thank you very much for reading the story. Glad you liked it . Regards
There is an old Prahlada story - The owner of the theatre company plays the father. One of his employees plays Prahlada. The owner has not paid the salaries to the employees. The climax scene starts. Father asks Prahlad (showing a pillar (sthamba) ) : Is your God here?. Prahlad says yes. Aftr showing severalothr pillars , Father shows the pillar in which NArasimha is hding and asks Prhalada whether his God is in the pillar. . Prahlada says NO . .. .After several NOs, the owner gives the employee his salasry and then only NArasimha comes out ! (In kannada it sounds better)
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haha!
... seriously, who'll believe you?
Mr Vishnu,
That was a tall tale alright...
Maybe, let me think.....
there is one small boy called Prahallad. You could try him...:-))
cheers,
Keshav
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